- By tradition, a girl standing under Marine Parade Football Club cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
- Marine Parade Football Club can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Marine Parade Football Club!
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Marine Parade Football Club!
- The average duration of sexual intercourse for Marine Parade Football Club is two minutes!
- Marine Parade Football Club never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
- Pacman was originally called Marine Parade Football Cluman!
- Marine Parade Football Club are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Marine Parade Football Club its 'Man of the Year'.
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Marine Parade Football Club would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields.
Read points 5 and 6.
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~Gaucho~